A few months ago I was feeling nostalgic and listing all of the songs about rain that I liked, and that is an awesome list, but I was urged to add a few more songs to the list and instead of using the same post, I started a new list of songs that reminded one of my friends about what they love about the rain.  Water in and of itself has a quality of power to it, no matter if it is a river, a lake, an ocean or the rain, water can touch the soul.  Enjoy the list of favorite songs about rain Part Two, Music is a passion of mine, it fills up many of my memories and I believe it is the language of the soul.

A Hard Rain’s Gonna Fall  – Bob Dylan

When it comes to rain it sometimes falls easy and delightful, providing a cool respite from the heat. Yet there are other times when the rain falls hard. Usually, when you are hurting on the inside, it’s a hard rain that is gonna fall. For these occasions, there is this song by Bob Dylan, just for you.  And the first of our favorite songs about rain part two.

Singing in The Rain- Gene Kelley

This song should have definitely been on the first list, I mean who hasn’t been so happy in love that they tap danced down the street?  Happens to me once a month.  But seriously, I challenge you to listen to this song and not sing along and tap your feet as you listen to the words.  It’s fantastic, makes you want to learn to tap dance and buy an umbrella all at once.

Songs About Rain   -Gary Allen

How can you have a list like this without this song? I don’t think you can so here it is. A song about all the songs about rain that affect all of us so deeply.  All of the songs mentioned in this song are on my list so kudos to Gary Allen.   This song projects the feeling we all have when some things haven’t gone our way, sometimes it is just better to embrace the rain and all that comes with it, because if you don’t experience the rain you will never appreciate the sunshine when it comes, whether it is literal or metaphorical. Bring on the rain and we’ll get through it and move on!

Here Comes the Rain Again- Eurythmics

This belongs on any rain song list for two reasons. One, it relays a feeling that we have all felt, using rain as a symbol of love.  Being covered and immersed in the flow. Secondly, the personal memories surrounding this song, take me back to a simpler time when I was a much younger man. Either way this song makes the rain more bearable.

It Will Rain  – Bruno Mars

This is a song that is not in my normal genre of music, but being urged to listen I can see why it would go on the list, the thoughts about losing the one that you love and the hurt that will result from that.  Being a person that is not approved of by your significant other’s family is not a new thing.  It is a tale as old as any.  Even though I have never been a big Bruno Mars Fan, I like this song.

November Rain- Guns ‘N’ Roses

“When I look into your eyes, I can see a love restrained, but darlin’ when I hold you, don’t you know I feel the same.  Nothing lasts forever and we both know hearts can change. And it’s hard to hold a candle in the cold November rain.”  Classic words by a classic band that makes you remember what it was like in the past and maybe in the present today. Either way, a great song about rain.

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Rainy Days and Mondays- The Carpenters

Much like David Spade and Chris Farley in Tommy Boy, when you hear a song by the Carpenters, most will say that it is stupid or a bad song, but really inside you can sing along with the whole song, and that is the case with Rainy Days and Mondays because they do always get me down. It deserves to be on the list. Sing along quietly to yourself, nobody is going to judge you.

Every Storm Runs Outta Rain- Gary Allen

When the rain is falling so hard that you can’t see the positives in the world, it is important to remember that all things will pass in time. Each storm we face will eventually disperse and there will be a new beginning waiting for you there.  In all things there is always hope and hope will bring a new day, a new start and the chance that life will be great once again.

I Love a Rainy Night- Eddie Rabbit

When I was in middle school, many years ago, this song was popular and I felt then as I do now, I love a rainy night.  The sounds of rain are soothing on the roof or falling on the grass outside the window brings with them a possibility of great things in the future. That is why it puts a smile on my face every time.

Clearly I could go on all day but just like the rain, all things must come to an end and that is where we are at with this list of songs about rain Part 2.  Enjoy your rain and realize that it is a part of the cycle of things and it will bring your life new growth.  Here is one last rain song for you. We have all seen Fire and Rain because that is life.

After doing so much writing the past few weeks, I saw this and wanted to share it with the world.

Rules for All Writers

Happy Thanksgiving

Thanksgiving is a truly American Holiday that we ccelebrate on the fourth Thursday in November every year.  It has been an official holiday in the United States since 1863, when Abraham Lincoln declared it a national holiday.   Even though the Civil War was still raging, Lincoln believed that people should take this one day and be thankful.

It quickly carved out it’s place with all of the other major holidays, New Year’s Day, Memorial Day, The Fourth of July, Labor Day and Christmas.

The First Thanksgiving

Anyone who went to virtually any school in this country knows that Thanksgiving began, all be it unofficially, with the Pilgrims.  Here is a brief account that tells the tail.  The First Thanksgiving was a way for the earliest settlers to the New World, to give thanks to God for guiding them safely across the ocean.  The year was 1621, and it was a harvest celebration as well.  The feast was attended by both European Settlers and Native Americans, and was an early display of cooperation, that unfortunately did not set the tone for the rest of the colonization of America.  Historic Native Americans, Squanto and Massasoit attended this celebration. This was continued in later years, first as an impromptu religious observance, and later as a civil tradition, until Lincoln made it an official holiday.

Thanksgiving On the Roads

The American Automobile Association (AAA) estimated that 42.2 million Americans traveled 50 miles or more from home over the Thanksgiving holiday weekend in 2010.

Thanksgiving Table Statistics

The U.S. Census Bureau states that Minnesota is the state that produces the most turkeys in America.  It is estimated that they will provide about 46.5 million turkeys in 2011.  There will be about 248 million turkeys raised in the U.S. this year, with Minnesota, North Carolina, Arkansas, Missouri, Virginia and Indiana accounting for the majority of the birds.

The National Turkey Federation, (yes, there is one.) estimates that about 1/5th of all turkeys consumed in the United States in a given year are eaten at Thanksgiving.

Those wizards at the National Turkey Federation, conducted a survey in which they learned that almost 88 % of Americans proudly claimed they eat turkey at Thanksgiving.  They went on to inform us that the average turkey weighs 15 lbs. Which by their very strict calculations means Americans consume an approximate total of 690 Million pounds of Turkey!  No wonder our country has an obesity problem.

When it comes to cranberries the United States doesn’t shy away from consumption.  Our most ardent cranberry producing states, Wisconsin, Massachusetts, New Jersey, Oregon, and Washington produce 750 million pounds of cranberries for production in 2011.

We can’t leave pumpkins out to the mix here.  Illinois, California, Pennsylvania and New York are the main pumpkin producing states, it was estimated that last year they produced 1.1 billion pounds of pumpkins for our Thanksgiving Day feast.

The sweet potato is most plentifully produced in North Carolina, which grew 972 million pounds of the popular Thanksgiving side dish vegetable in 2010. Other sweet potato powerhouses included California and Mississippi, and the top producing states together generated over 2.4 billion pounds of the tubers.

According to the Guinness Book of World Records, the largest pumpkin pie ever baked weighed 2,020 pounds and measured just over 12 feet long. It was baked on October 8, 2005 by the New Bremen Giant Pumpkin Growers in Ohio, and included 900 pounds of pumpkin, 62 gallons of evaporated milk, 155 dozen eggs, 300 pounds of sugar, 3.5 pounds of salt, 7 pounds of cinnamon, 2 pounds of pumpkin spice and 250 pounds of crust.

Thanksgiving Across the United States

Football has always been a tradition on Thanksgiving and the Detroit Lions have been featured since 1934 with the short World War II break from 139-1945, but they played every Thanksgiving since then.  The first televised Lions Thanksgiving game was broadcast in 1956, and we all relax and watch all zonked out on turkey every year.   The Dallas Cowboys are the other traditional Turkey Day Team, that grace our air waves.  It is only appropriate that America’s Team should play on America’s Holiday.  How grateful can we be for that?

Thanksgiving Parades and Football

Originally known as Macy’s Christmas Parade—to signify the launch of the Christmas shopping season—the first Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade took place in New York City in 1924. It was launched by Macy’s employees and featured animals from the Central Park Zoo. Today, some 3 million people attend the annual parade and another 44 million watch it on television.

Tony Sarg, a children’s book illustrator and puppeteer, designed the first giant hot air balloons for the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade in 1927. He later created the elaborate mechanically animated window displays that grace the façade of the New York store from Thanksgiving to Christmas.

Snoopy has appeared as a giant balloon in the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade more times than any other character in history. As the Flying Ace, Snoopy made his sixth appearance in the 2006 parade.

The first time the Detroit Lions played football on Thanksgiving Day was in 1934, when they hosted the Chicago Bears at the University of Detroit stadium, in front of 26,000 fans. The NBC radio network broadcast the game on 94 stations across the country–the first national Thanksgiving football broadcast. Since that time, the Lions have played a game every Thanksgiving (except between 1939 and 1944); in 1956, fans watched the game on television for the first time.

The Thanksgiving Song by Adam Sandler

When I was a kid growing up in a small town in Maine, Halloween was one of the best times of the year.  There were some community events, but for the most part, the fun was in the collection of candy.  Living in a small town, we knew everybody, and it would be my father’s job to drive us around and point us in the right direction.  As very young kids, we kind of needed the guidance, and as we progressed and got older we needed, rather we wanted less and less of the guidance.  We would go from house to house, and I know it was something we take for granted now, because we weren’t worried about getting abducted, or poisoned, like it seems you have to be today.  It was just fun.  We learned the tricks of trick or treating from the older kids, who quickly taught us that a pillow case holds a lot more candy than the plastic bags our parents wanted us to use.  We also learned that what kind of costume you wore really didn’t matter.  I can remember as a very young person, always wanting one of those store made costumes, that had the half mask made of plastic.  I do not remember all of the costumes that I wore, but I remember that as I grew, my costumes became more homemade and it was a lot more fun and memorable.  I know that one year I went as a football player, and it was probably the best costume ever.  As an adult I find sports costumes are the easiest and least embarrassing ones to wear.  But I digress.

The purpose of this story is to share my favorite Halloween things, because although the holiday itself is safely a part of our culture and heritage, there are many people who would do away with it, due to religious reasons.  It never ceases to frustrate me, to hear people claim that Halloween promotes the devil, and witchcraft and you better watch out for your soul.  I think that those people ought to watch out for their soul all the time, because if Halloween can turn your kids towards the devil, or make them a witch, you need a better religion.

The fact is that the holiday is about candy, being scared, costumes and candy again, and that is it.  Anyone who puts any more thought into it is just looking for trouble.   Halloween should be fun and should supply happy memories that will last a lifetime.  I know it did for me.  I can remember the feeling of running, literally to the next house to see what we would get.  I recall looking at my stash of candy and thinking that it would probably last until Christmas and then being amazed that it was always gone in a week or two.  I am sure that dentists love Halloween.  I remember carving pumpkins and trying to get the teeth just right, I am not sure that I ever did but I remember I loved doing it.  I remember going to watch scary movies at the school, and learning about Dracula, Frankenstein, and the Werewolf.  One of my favorite movies of that genre was The Creature From the Black Lagoon, I have no idea why, but I was borderline obsessed with that one.

Did I ever participate in mischief on Halloween?  Well the answer would be yes I did.  Nothing too destructive, because deep down I would feel too guilty to do anything really bad. One of  my earliest transgressions occurred when I was in the sixth grade, my friend Mike Martin and I had gotten a full pillow case each of candy, and we were pretty proud of ourselves.  It was still early when we got back to my house.  We had always heard about smashing pumpkins, and wanted to try it.  Now the art of smashing pumpkins was that you would sneak up to someone’s house and swipe their carved pumpkins off of their porch and then in the near by road, throw them as high in the air as you could and watch them smash on the pavement.  We carried out our mission all up and down our street.  We were not very smart kids, because it really didn’t take very long for people to figure out who was destroying their precious pumpkins on the pavement of Maple Street. Although I know that it was wrong, back then it was the most heart pumping adrenalin thing I had ever done.  Even the other day, I was traveling around with Mike when we came upon a very nice pumpkin display in front of a house.  He looked at me and said, “You can probably snatch one of those before anyone would see you.”, I laughed because it was so far fetched for us now at forty five years old to revert to pumpkin stealing. I think he would have done it if I didn’t stop him.

The Moosehead Haunted House

In Greenville Junction there was a house across the street which was then and still is haunted.  How do I know this?  I saw the ghosts that inhabit that place many years ago.  Today it is the home of the Moosehead Historical Society, and they are too proper to tell anyone about the ghosts that wander through that house and museum.  They are there, though and kids in town would do well to stay away from that house on Halloween, because it is on that night that the ghosts are most active.

Television from the 70’s and 80’s

There are few things that I enjoy as much as nostalgia from my youth.  Growing up in the 70’s and 80’s there are literally thousands of cultural icons, I can look to and truly appreciate as part of my experience of life.   Here are some of the examples, mostly from the classic TV shows we watched and talked about at school the next day.

Happy Days

Tuesday nights at 8, this was a must see for all kids in the 70’s.  We all wanted to be as cool as the Fonz, but were usually as awkward as Richie Cunningham.  Set in the midwestern city of Milwaukee, Wisconsin, the series revolves around teenager Richie Cunningham(Ron Howard) and his family: his father, Howard (Tom Bosley), who owns a hardware store; mother Marion (Marion Ross); younger sister Joanie (Erin Moran); and high school dropout, biker and suave ladies man Arthur “Fonzie or The Fonz” Fonzarelli (Henry Winkler), who would eventually become the Cunninghams’ upstairs tenant. The earlier episodes revolve around Richie and his friends, Warren “Potsie” Weber (Anson Williams),Ralph Malph (Donny Most) with Fonzarelli as a secondary character. As the series progressed, Fonzarelli proved to be a favorite with viewers and soon more story lines were written to reflect his growing popularity. Fonzie befriends Richie and the Cunningham family, and when ‘Richie’ (Ron Howard) left the series following his character’s

wedding to his long-time college sweetheart, Winkler’s Fonzie became the central figure of the show. In later seasons, other characters were introduced including Fonzie’s young cousin, Charles “Chachi” Arcola(Scott Baio), who (finally) became a love interest for Joanie Cunningham after Joanie initially resisted his charms.

Sha Na Na TV Show

Sha Na Na hosted the Sha Na Na syndicated variety series that ran from 1977 to 1981. It was among the most watched programs in syndication during its run.The show was produced by Pierre Cossette and originally distributed by LBS Communications.

The show featured the group performing hits from the 1950s and 1960s, along with comedy skits. The “tough guys” road act from their original road shows was adapted for TV and the group moved to a comedy and self-deprecating routine. The mainstay continued to be the 1950s song and dance routines. The show opened in a typical concert scene, and then moved through various street and ice cream parlor scenes where they and their guests performed several songs. That was followed by a comedy-oriented song (“Alley Oop”, “Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah”) and closed with a slow song, again in their concert format.

Among the supporting members featured in the series were Avery Schreiber, Kenneth Mars and Phillp Roth (all of them in the first season); Pamela Myers and actress Jane Dulo (who played the crabby Lady in the Window, who watched over the street scenes from the window of her apartment with undisguised disdain) (Both throughout the show’s run), June Gable and Soupy Sales (Seasons 2 to 4); Michael Sklar (Season 2); and Karen Hartman (Season 4).

Guests included Jan & Dean, Fabian, Chubby Checker, the Ramones, Ethel Merman, Frank Gorshin, Billy Crystal, Danny and the Juniors, and others

The members of Sha Na Na during the TV series were Jon ‘Bowzer’ Bauman (vocals), Lennie Baker (sax), Johnny Contardo (vocals), Frederick ‘Dennis’ Greene (vocals), ‘Dirty Dan’ McBride (guitar) (left after third season), John ‘Jocko’ Marcellino (drums), Dave ‘Chico’ Ryan (bass), ‘Screamin’ Scott Simon’ (piano), Scott ‘Santini’ Powell (vocals), Donald ‘Donny’ York (vocals). Each was introduced only by his nickname or his first name in a voice-over by Myers at the beginning of each show.

Schoolhouse Rock!

An American series of animated musical educational short films that aired during the Saturday morning children’s programming on the U.S. television network ABC. The topics covered included grammar, science, economics, history, mathematics, and civics. The series’ original run lasted from 1973 to 1985, and was later revived with both old and new episodes airing from 1993 to 1999.  What better way to learn about Adverbs, counting, the Constitution, conjunctions or America?

The Six Million Dollar Man

The Six Million Dollar Man was an American television series about a former astronaut with bionic implants working for the OSI (which was usually referred to as the Office of Scientific Intelligence, the Office of Scientific Investigation or the Office of Strategic Intelligence. The show was based on the novel Cyborg by Martin Caidin, and during pre-production, that was the proposed title of the series. It aired on the ABC network as a regular series from 1974 to 1978, following three television movies aired in 1973. The title role of Steve Austin was played by Lee Majors, who subsequently became a pop culture icon of the 1970s. A spin-off of the show was produced, The Bionic Woman, as well as several television movies featuring both eponymous characters.  

“Steve Austin, astronaut. A man barely alive.” Richard Anderson, in character as Oscar Goldman, then intones off-camera, “Gentlemen, we can rebuild him. We have the technology. We have the capability to build the world’s first bionic man. Steve Austin will be that man. Better than he was before. Better…stronger…faster.”

WKRP In Cincinnati

WKRP in Cincinnati is an American situation comedy that featured the misadventures of the staff of a struggling fictional radio station in Cincinnati, Ohio. The show was created by Hugh Wilson and was based upon his experiences working in advertising sales at Top 40 radio station WQXI (AM) in Atlanta. The ensemble cast consisted of Gary Sandy, Howard Hesseman, Gordon Jump, Loni Anderson, Tim Reid, Jan Smithers, Richard Sanders andFrank Bonner.

WKRP premiered September 18, 1978, on the CBS television network and aired for four seasons and 88 episodes (90 in syndication) through September 20, 1982. During the third and fourth seasons, CBS repeatedly moved the show around its schedule, contributing to its eventual cancellation.

When WKRP went into syndication, it became an unexpected blockbuster. For the next decade, it was one of the most popular sitcoms in syndication, outperforming many much bigger prime time hits, including all the other MTM Enterprises sitcoms.

Baby, if you’ve ever wondered, Wondered whatever became of me,
I’m living on the air in Cincinnati, Cincinnati, WKRP.
Got kind of tired packing and unpacking,
Town to town and up and down the dial
Maybe you and me were never meant to be,
But baby think of me once in awhile.
I’m at WKRP in Cincinnati.

The Love Boat

The sitcom was usually set aboard a cruise liner called the Pacific Princess, whose passengers and crew had romantic and funny adventures every week. Other ships used were twin sister Island Princess, the Stella Solaris (for a Mediterranean cruise), Pearl of Scandinavia (for a Chinese cruise), the Royal Viking Sky (for European cruises) and the Royal Princess and Sun Princess (for Caribbean cruises). In 1981 P&O Cruises’ MV Sea Princess was also used for a special feature length episode called ‘Julie’s Wedding’, set in and around Australia, and guesting Lloyd Bridges, Katherine Helmond, Harry Morgan, Patrick Duffy and Anthony Andrews, among others.

Series stars MacLeod, Bernie Kopell, and Ted Lange are the only cast members to appear in every episode of the regular series, including the last three 2 hour made-for-TV movies, and stayed throughout the entire run. MacLeod was not the captain in the first two TV movies, however.

The long-running TV series was finally canceled in 1986, because of low ratings. After the show’s cancellation, the show became immensely-popular in reruns, both in syndication and on TV Land.

Love, exciting and new. Come Aboard. We’re expecting you. Love, life’s sweetest reward.
Let it flow, it floats back to you.   Love Boat soon will be making another run
The Love Boat promises something for everyone, Set a course for adventure,
Your mind on a new romance.   Love won’t hurt anymore
It’s an open smile on a friendly shore.
Yes LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE! It’s LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE! (hey-ah!)
Love Boat soon will be making another run.   The Love Boat promises something for everyone
Set a course for adventure, Your mind on a new romance.

Love won’t hurt anymore.  It’s an open smile on a friendly shore.
It’s LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE! It’s LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE! It’s
LOOOOOOOOOOOVE!      It’s the Love Boat-ah! It’s the Love Boat-ah!

Watch Boston Legal, You won’t Regret It

Like so many things in life I missed Boston Legal when it was on TV the first time.  Thanks to Netflix and my own obsessive compulsive tendencies, I started watching this series from the beginning and I have to say that it has become an unexpected treat.  The show evolves characters faster than you can say Denny Crane,  but the staples of the show have remained the same.  William Shatner as the clueless, Denny Crane, who is experiencing the early symptoms of Alzheimer’s but doesn’t want to admit it so he thinks he has “Mad Cow” disease.  James Spader as the individual thinking, sometimes despicable always likable Allen Shore .  He handled more issues than Oprah and did it in a much more interesting way.  Candice Bergen as the powerful, Shirley Schmidt, and Rene Auberjonois as the “bad guy” in the office, were all pretty much staples that allowed the show to get off on the right foot.  The rest of the characters changed from time to time, as the creators searched for the collection that made the most sense.

However, it is the continual insertion of new blood and characters that allowed Boston Legal to continually evolve and stay interesting to me.  Along with the ability to face down every conceivable social issue to face our society in the first decade of the 21st Century.  I will list some of my favorites later.  At the time of this writing I have finished three seasons of Boston Legal so please don’t spoil it for my by telling me what happens, but so far I have loved them all, they are funny, deal with issues, and provide great entertainment.

My favorite character on Boston Legal is Allen Shore, played by James Spader.  Spader has brought a character to life that is thoughtful, callous, caring, cold, and one great lawyer.  For three seasons he has only lost one court case and that was against his protege’ Jerry Espenson.  They will break character and show their humor as well.  They let you peek behind the curtain just enough to make it funny, and still keep you entertained. My favorite example of this was in season three when Jerry was trying to convince Shirley to let him come back to Crane, Poole and Schmidt.  “It makes me so happy that I hear a song in my head.”  Shirley convinces him that she wants to hear what that sounds like, and he blurts out the theme song along with the beginning of the show.  Maybe I was not really paying attention but I was surprised and it made me laugh out loud when I watched it!  There are not many things that make me do that so I know that this was exceedingly well done.  (watch below)

We’re Flamingos!

The Friendship between Denny Crane and Allen Shore is the glue that holds the show together.  They are two polar opposites politically, and at different points of their life, but the writers of BL do a great job of making this friendship believable and human.  One of the most enjoyable parts of the show.  They have deep talks, share their feelings, have sleep overs, where they make smores.  It is all pretty funny, and if you are older then you understand that friendship doesn’t come around all of the time.  I think everyone in their 40’s or older could use a confidant to share their “stuff” with.  It’s enjoyable  to watch.  If you doubt their dedication to each other, they would tell you that they are flamingos, from the first season when they dressed up as two flamingos for Halloween. Priceless.  

We Got Issues

The creators and writers of Boston Legal have rarely wasted time letting their feelings be known about a whole host of social issues that face our country I have put together a short list of the ones that I remember from the first three seasons. Again I just finished season three last night so season four and five are coming up.  The list of issues:

Racism in a production of Annie, sexual harassment, rich stealing for no reason, slumlords, transvestite Santa Clause, drug companies, matricide, creationism, FDA Drug approval, same sex relationships, anti red meat, of course Mad Cow disease, police brutality, censorship, the death penalty, murder, antisemitism, anti-war in Iraq, anti-war in Afghanistan, anti-war in Vietnam, basically anti-war, anti-gun, pro- gun, conservatism, liberalism,  Halloween, night terrors, plastic surgery, word salad, vigilantism, credit card debt, taxation, cancer treatments, Asperger’s, privacy rights, topless protests, smiling, emergency birth control, euthanasia, smoking, erotica, elder abuse, video game addiction, candy companies, racism, guns, Global Gag Rule, the paparazzi, prescription drug parties,  buying body parts, intimacy problems, online dating, cross dressing, dwarfism, cannibalism, Scientology, freedom of religion, white supremacists, Hurricane Katrina, no fly lists, animal testing, homosexuality, memory drugs, smuggling fat, U.F.O’s, Israeli Politics, The Secret,  pornographic dolls sold to children, HIV, Guantanamo Bay, illegal immigration and patricide. Whew that is the short list, and I am sure you could come up with a few more.

One of my favorite movies of all time is The Legend of Bagger Vance.  Directed by Robert Redford based on the novel by Stephen Pressfield and starring Matt Damon, Will Smith and Charlize Theron.  But above all of that, the core of this movie is about redemption and how you have to put some bad experiences behind you to move on and enjoy the future.   The Legend of Bagger Vance does this well, and it uses golf as the medium to do it.  This movie was never a run away success at the box office, and I admit the first time I saw it, many years ago, I thought it was O.K..

But now when I see it, having my own life colored by the brushes of more life experience, I am moved every time.  They did such a great job of capturing the feeling of finding your true self.  “your own unique swing”, that if everyone had the depth to truly understand this phrase, our world would be a much better place.

First you have to start with Hardy.  The narrater of the story who is just a kid at the time the story starts.  He is able to tell the story of Captain Rannulf Junah, the pride of Savannah, Georgia.  He was once the greatest golfer in the South, but he volunteered for the army in World War I and tragically every other person in his outfit, all from Savannah, were killed.  Junah was the only survivor and his feelings of guilt and remorse haunted him.

“Confused, broken… and unable to face a return to a hero’s welcome… Junuh just disappeared… Hopin to forget… and to be forgotton…” 

I have felt like this before and I am sure I am not the only one.   When something traumatic happens to you, one of your base instincts is to just hide.  That is what Captain Junah was doing.

They haunted him so badly that he even forsook his beautiful fiance’ Adele Invergordon, the daughter of a rich southern gentleman who sank all of his money into Crew Island, the premier golf resort in the south.  When the stock market crashed and it appeared like he would lose everything, Adele’s father committed suicide.  Leaving Adele to try to save Crew Island and her father’s legacy.  She comes up with a scheme to hold a golf match between Bobby Jones and Walter Hagan, at Crew Island for the sum of $10,000.  The local officials say there needs to be someone to stand up for Savannah, Hardy suggests Captain Junah, but nobody knows where he is.  Hardy does and he sets off to find Junah and drag him out of the past.

Hardy finds Captain Junah drinking and playing cards, and that is where the redemption begins.  It starts with the question, “How drunk is drunk enough.”  Junah explains: “That’s right Hardy. You see every drink of liquor you take kills a thousand brain cells. Now that doesn’t much matter ‘cos we got billions more. And first the sadness cells die so you smile real big. And then the quiet cells go so you just say everything real loud for no reason at all. That’ok, that’s ok because the stupid cells go next, so everything you say is real smart. And finally, come the memory cells. These are tough sons of bitches to kill. “

Junah is then visited by the townspeople who tell him he is playing in the tournament with Jones and Hagen and then he is visited by Adele herself to try to convince him.  He says he isn’t going to play.  He swears he has lost his swing.   However he gets out his clubs in the middle of the night and starts hitting balls by himself, in the dark,  trying to find his swing.

The rest of the story is all about redemption.  Junah begins the tournament by getting 12 strokes behind after the first round, but slowly chips away at the lead of Jones and Hagen.  Finally in the end it ends up a three way tie.  On the way, though, is the part of the story that I like, the meaning of it all.  You see, comparing golf to life is pretty simple to do.  As Bagger says, “Yeah the rythm of the game just like the rythm of life…” and “What I’m talkin about is a game… A game that can’t be won only played… “

The many ideas of redemption and comebacks allowed this movie to develop into more than it’s parts.  There is not great dialogue or character development, if that what you are looking for you need to look somewhere else.  What there is here, is a whole lot of meaning and understanding about the game of life.

Many people can and do criticize The Legend of Bagger Vance, but I think it just goes to show their own  shortsightedness.  If you have been feeling like life has taken a wrong turn for you and you are looking for the road that will lead you back to the light.  This movie is for you.

Quotes and thoughts:

This is the climatic conversation between Junah and Bagger where Junah finally faces his demons.

Bagger Vance: What I’m talkin about is a game… A game that can’t be won only played…
Rannulph Junuh: You don’t understand…
Bagger Vance: I don’t need to understand… Ain’t a soul on this entire earth ain’t got a burden to carry he don’t understand, you ain’t alone in that… But you been carryin’ this one long enough… Time to go on… lay it down…
Rannulph Junuh: I don’t know how…
Bagger Vance: You got a choice… You can stop… Or you can start…
Rannulph Junuh: Start?
Bagger Vance: Walkin…
Rannulph Junuh: Where?
Bagger Vance: Right back to wehre you always been… and then stand there… Still… real still… And remember…

Rannulph Junuh: It’s too long ago…
Bagger Vance: Oh no sir it was just a moment ago… Time for you to come on out the shadows Junuh… Time for you to choose…
Rannulph Junuh: I can’t…
Bagger Vance: Yes you can… but you ain’t alone… I”m right here with ya… I’ve been here all along… Now play the game… Your game… The one that only you was meant to play… The one that was given to you when you come into this world… You ready?… Stike that ball Junuh don’t hold nothin back give it everything… Now’s the time… Let yourself remember… Remember YOUR swing… That’s right Junuh, settle yourself… Let’s go… Now is the time, Junuh..

Conversation between Adele and Junah about why he left her.

Adele Invergordon: Ten years and not one single, solitary word from you? You don’t do that to someone you love! I deserve better, I deserve some correspondence of some indication of how you felt! Junuh, I don’t know what happened to you… but whatever it was… it couldn’t have been as unbearable as a woman waitin’ with no end in sight… Wonderin if she’s, remembered or forgotton by the man she loves… You never even said you were sorry… And now I’m supposed to just run into your arms and melt like butter on a hot muffin?
Rannulph Junuh: I’m sorry Adele… I am, truly sorry…
Adele Invergordon: It’s too late for ‘I’m sorry’ Junuh!
Rannulph Junuh: But – Then – Well, tell me what to say… It was too long ago…
Adele Invergordon: No it wasn’t… It was just a moment ago…

When Bagger and Junah met:

Rannulph Junuh: What were you doing out there? I could have killed you.
Bagger Vance: Nah, actually, I positioned myself right in front of you, ’cause from the way your swings were goin’, I figured that was the safest place.

Junah and Bagger during the first round of the tournament:

Rannulph Junuh: This is getting embarassing.
Bagger Vance: Oh no sir, this has been embarassing for quite some time.

Why you should Watch The Family Guy

I am sure there are a million reasons to watch the Family Guy, but I just don’t have time right now to write them all.  I had to choose five reasons why everyone should take some time out of their busy day to keep up with the Griffin family and their unique brand of humor and social satire it is all because of The Family Guy Characters.  Each one appeals to you in a different way.

Peter Griffin

 He’s fat, kinda lazy and is not afraid to attack any pop icon. From Michael Jackson, (when he was still alive) to Bill Clinton, Peter Griffin Attacks them all.   Peter will show you exactly how people from my generation think, yet would never say out loud.  Often times Peter is selfish, sometimes Peter is stupid, many times Peter is not politically correct.  All of the time Peter is funny.  He is the true voice of the show that really allows white guys over the age of thirty five to be able to relate.  Many of the things Peter loves, we love.  Beer, sex and music all stuff we like.  Sometimes Peter gets a little carried away with circumstances, just like normal people do.

Peter Griffin on Drugs:

Lois Griffin

She’s hot, sexy and kind of a bad mother, (at least to Meg) and everybody still loves Lois Griffin, Peter loves her deep down, even though they have had some problems over the years.  Stewie initially really wanted to kill her, but that seems to have died down over the years. Quagmire really likes her.  Lois has her character broach subjects like infidelity, sex, marriage and parenthood in a way that most couples have thought about but would never verbalize because that would be the end of the relationship right there.  Somehow her honesty about all things makes her more real than many people.  The video below is of the time when Peter takes a pledge of abstinence and Lois is getting frustrated. Ear sex anyone?

Stewart Gilligan Griffin